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A married old couple is travelling by car from blackpool to center parcs..
Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for £350.00.

... The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth £350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that £350.00 is the 'standard rate'. He insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use.

"But we didn't use them," the husband said.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from around the world perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows," the husband said.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, "But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed topay. As he didn't have the check book, he asked his wife to write the check.
She did and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But ma'am, this is made out for only £50.00."

"That's correct. I charged you £300.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

Don't mess with senior citizens..... They didn't get there by being stupid

:)) good ole seniors
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Just read that on Facebook, except in dollars :)

IMO, technically the hotel manager could have had her up on charges of prostitution or soliciting or something.

Also, the hotel has to do the same work to reset the room regardless of how long they stayed.

Funny story, but the old people are morally in the wrong. I can't walk into Sainsbury's, open a tube of Pringles, take 5 then just pay 20p.
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InfiniteStates wrote:
Funny story, but the old people are morally in the wrong. I can't walk into Sainsbury's, open a tube of Pringles, take 5 then just pay 20p.
borrow my shoplifting coat and you get them for free :)


















BTW I'm joking, I have a coat with MASSIVE pockets. I call it my shoplifting coat. Example: 100 silk cut AND 100 superkings can disappear in one pocket with room left over for... 4 PS3 games and more!
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as deep as activisions pockets then daz :))
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Symonator wrote:as deep as activisions pockets then daz :))
No m8, even Activision could do with my pockets.
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