When I was younger

[DJ-Daz]

I wanted to be a priest.
I just thought I'd throw that out there.

Now I'm the one who posts the most tit's and arse on the forum

What were your dreams?

[Dr. Solomon Graves]

When I was younger I had no concept of economics. So I wanted to be the same job as someone who had influenced my 6 year old brain. If I went to a sports game, I would want to be a hot dog vendor when i grew up, since he would have an infinite amount of hot dogs. The next day i would want to be a fireman, because he gets to play with fire and drive a big truck, the next day i would want to be a zoo keeper because they got to go in the lion cage.

Simpler times.

[YorkshirePud]

I wanted to be a top gun and fly F14's in the RAF

there were several monumental flaws with that plan

1) the RAF didnt have (and still doesnt i think) have a top gun program

2) the raf did not operate the F-14, yes we have the tornado but it doesnt look as cool

3) i was shit scared of flying


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