Official Battlefield 3 thread 2011

[YorkshirePud]

one final rapage session before xmas break for me.

me and daz pwning on canals.

start in russian chopper, down both little birds, proceed to carrier rape a bit and then still a little bird

people continue to insist on spawning on the carrier beeping me with their stingers fucking pathetic hey if they want to improve my KD ratio fine by me but LYING DOWN ON THE CARRIER wont make you any less visible!

31:1 pwnd

[Symonator]

PMSL @ Sy - owned that Cloudburst prick to shit...

Still goin off on one.
Now he says that he could capture all flags on his own and win because team players killing people doesn't help win games in conquest.
(doesn't understand tickets)

I have more flag captures in a helicopter than he has with his "gun skills" as he puts it.. doesn't that say alot about him, that he still cannot win on the ground where he doesn't need a team anyway!
Why would i need to capture objectives when i'm busy killing his team lmao.. really? hello.......the infantry guys can do that - it's made much easier when most of 'em are DEAD... or for the jet guys.. just park ya jet at flag B - u need to capture it yeah,

I play vehicles.. he doesn't - he keeps linking my depleting of enemy tickets to my k/d which really isn't the point, i think hes just a heli hater..and can't stand the fact he gets owned by vehicles..

fucking pro he is..!
I wish we had games where 1 player could win you games! lol.
I play to win, i don't know what the fuck he plays for, i can't tell, well apart from running into tanks with stingers... :O

[InfiniteStates]

Yeah I've been following that thread LMAO. Cloudburst is such a retard. He's obviously a CoD baby that thinks Conquest == Domination and that vehicles have no place on the battlefield.

[DJ-Daz]

noobie raping day today!

[InfiniteStates]

Thought it might be

I might jump on tomorrow and see if the game has decided I should be on the team that knows what they're doing for a change.

[Symonator]

I might jump on tomorrow and see if the game has decided I should be on the team that knows what they're doing for a change.

You don't need a team in battlefield remember.. lol

[InfiniteStates]

No, fuck it - I can run around solo capping flags LMAO. 1v12? Bring it

[Symonator]

I swear to god these guys (eu forums) are stupid i'm not gunna give up no matter how much they troll it.
They just do not understand that you can't capture flags without it being contested hence u need to kill people.

If you play a 4 flag map and u both hold 2 flags each, the fucking kills decides the match, same for a map like wake where the enemy owns 2 flags and your team owns 1 and the heli in this instance can rinse 60 tickets, beats the ticket bleed and they will end up losing.
Get a bunch of noobs using ya assets and ya team fucking loses man.

You play rush and you just armed a m-com, you get killed and the guy just about to disarm and BAM he's killed by the tank, how the fuck is that not teamplay lol.

Honestly, it gets on my nerves to think you can play conquest without depeleting tickets, it fucking tells you on the loading screen how it works for fucks sake!

They keep bringing up our k/d which to them = camping or no teamwork, i mean it's just natural since in bf3 i am basically a dedicated vehicle user, i kill more people in a vehicle so i am going to get a higher k/d it's not about fucking camping - it really gets on my tits!

They hate choppers, they can't fly, they get owned by tanks which means they are all OP, yet just one guy could potentially ruin the heli with stingers, it isn't fucking hard to make the heli dissapear for a bit.

They moan in another thread about jet pilots too, but if that jet pilot can take down the heli whores and maybe a couple of tanks, this is teamwork and gives your team a chance to move around and have a breather, but nooooooo.. OP vehicles are OP - simples... we get owned in helis or tanks sometimes... but we don't complain jets are OP vs heli's lol.

They wouldn't complain if they had some decent players helping, sometimes i think they all play with shit players and have no idea how to play the game or something lol.
I've been in many games where i lose badly, no matter what the fuck our squad does, the team is the problem.. u can't win shit on ya own lol.

I think it's that the way i type and killzone in that thread it comes across as arrogant to them, but in all honesty it's only the truth, you need to kill in conquest, capturing flags is impossible or at least to a certain extent.
Some fo them people played bf series for about 20 hours total and try to tell me how to play it, yes whatever cunts.

[DJ-Daz]

Just another reason why I dont bother much with the eu forums, if you're not in the clique your just not wanted n there

[YorkshirePud]

i couldnt resist it ive stuck me oar into that thread these people are just tits

[InfiniteStates]

I think it's that the way i type and killzone in that thread it comes across as arrogant to them, but in all honesty it's only the truth, you need to kill in conquest, capturing flags is impossible or at least to a certain extent.

It's the arrogance that comes across as arrogant. KK's a bit quick to cite stats and throw around the word "noob".

No one is disputing the need to kill in conquest, apart from that cloudburst retard who is a law unto himself in the world of pricks. But when you're essentially a one-trick pony, it doesn't give you the moral high ground. Especially when you game hop to just whore the Viper. Obviously you're entitled to play the way you want, but so is everyone else.

Although to be honest, I'm not entirely sure how KK's thread turned into a slanging match...

P.S: I love your [VipR] clan tag

In other news, I got the "complete warrior" trophy yesterday after just two attempts... well chuffed, although the newbie Xmas players helped (ProTip: being the machine gunner in a tank counts as a tank kill).

Also, the first B2K support gun you unlock is super-sweet. It's essentially an assault rifle with an LMG mag size.

[YorkshirePud]

i got the complete warrior one on my second attempt. did it on caspian i actually think thats how i did it too with the machine gun, hell you could run someone over probablly

changed my clan tag to AH1Z just to be a trololololol

[Symonator]

I think it's that the way i type and killzone in that thread it comes across as arrogant to them, but in all honesty it's only the truth, you need to kill in conquest, capturing flags is impossible or at least to a certain extent.

It's the arrogance that comes across as arrogant. KK's a bit quick to cite stats and throw around the word "noob".

No one is disputing the need to kill in conquest, apart from that cloudburst retard who is a law unto himself in the world of pricks. But when you're essentially a one-trick pony, it doesn't give you the moral high ground. Especially when you game hop to just whore the Viper. Obviously you're entitled to play the way you want, but so is everyone else.

Although to be honest, I'm not entirely sure how KK's thread turned into a slanging match...

P.S: I love your [VipR] clan tag

In other news, I got the "complete warrior" trophy yesterday after just two attempts... well chuffed, although the newbie Xmas players helped (ProTip: being the machine gunner in a tank counts as a tank kill).

Also, the first B2K support gun you unlock is super-sweet. It's essentially an assault rifle with an LMG mag size.

I know you don't like Kk but the guy knows how to play battlefield.
The problem is these gusy are now banging on about how we don't play as a team, yet they are happy to not play for kills, not play for points and not play to win, so what the fuck are they playing for?.. ahh yeah FUN.. because fun is a teamwork element remember? or is that what the shit players use as an excuse for piss poor player they are.

[InfiniteStates]

I don't deny he knows how to fly an chopper. I joined on you both on Wake a couple of days ago. You shortly after disappeared, so I spawned in his gunship and rode gunner for about 10 minutes. There's no denying the guy can fly, but it's still not justification for treating everyone else like a cunt. He made his bed on the EU forum and it now comes back to bite him when he posts an innocent thread, rightly or wrongly.

Plus, as soon as the round changed and there was no Viper, he was off like a whippet. That doesn't scream team play to me. Just because he is very good at something and happens to be benfiting a team, doesn't necessarily add up to being a team player.

[Astro]

I think I'll be switching to PC BF3 when I get my 550ti in Feb I just don't have any faith in DICE that they will fix the mics it'll just be left like BC1 and 1943.