Official Dark Souls Thread

[theENIGMATRON]

Well in that Case, You will never need any Humanity if you get one,

I could give him ALL my humanity, and if i fall short for Co-Op by to Firelink.

Sorry i mean Fireshrink hehe!!!

The armour looks sweet too that you get from the covenant.
I want i want i want

Well Jel of Sys

[InfiniteStates]

Yeah, I think you get the armour when you get the hand.

[theENIGMATRON]

Am ready for the Boss at Londo LMAO!!!!

No joke, i was just goofing around, and i ran through the level, Died once but right by the fire, Took me no longer than hmmmmm 10 minutes TOPS i would say.

Them massive Knights, 2 Hit Kill
Them ones by the Boss 3 Hit kill, But if i do it on the Run the second hit Stuns them.
And i still have stamina to roll if i mess up.

Wow is all i can say.
Them Lightening Rod Monsters, One hit kill, And them Archers, Dragon Bow one of them 3 Arrow and knocked him off.

Normal Nights 2 Hit Kill, hit and Uppercut, Or Stam to the Grand and Uppercut.

No joke that was easier than my First play through on NG.

Anyway give us a shout i would love to run through that again
And when i say RUN i mean RUN!!!


On another note, GG's
Finally no Four Kings this playthrough LOL!!!! fuck they are a challenge! and i can invade willy nilly now hehe!!!

Sens really pissed me off, And it really didnt help you going Noob Sys i was about to go mental over the mic!!! LOL!!!!
Just always the same 2 points in the game that get me! Just pisses me off to the MAX!!!

And Still never summoned States! i got two noobs, One Guy who am not joking, Issued NO DAMAGE.........

I dont know if he is hitting with a broken sword or something, but NO damage... i could not understand it,
The other guy dont like 70+ damage, so it was nice them just being targets,
Hacked away at his legs, and when he fell to the ground, Well do i say any more

[Symonator]

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwbbbbbbb!



*Dave turns off ps3*

lol Davey boy was hilarious though kidda, you gettin ya hair off pmsl.
We Just beat the four kings then u got owned by axes and wanted to give up - think it's because you were just wanting to get sens out the way and making mistakes with it being quite late lol.
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwbbbbbbb!

lol.

Yeah i am just chillin now, watchin telly.
Would of stayed longer but eyes were stinging from concentrating lol.

Give "lenor" a go tomorrow... any cripple demons down there? can't remember..

[theENIGMATRON]

Well being tired i just had a short temper,
I was getting pissed off at the Knights lol!!!

And i quite before you said noob, but it sure never helped me anger level lol!!

On another note, Londo "Lenor"
I have a feeling the boss is going to be easy! Only because i pissed through that level,
Ok far enough i was Hollow so i never got invaded nor co-oped.
But it was way too easy, and just think the boss is going to be alot easier than what we think!!

[InfiniteStates]

LOL GGs guys - glad to get the 4 cunts out the way

Funny as fuck when I got invaded and you two hid behind the wall. I don't think a single invader gave us any aggro all night. Oh - except that crystal spear whore that got me on the narrow walkway...

I did a bit of Anor Londo - carved through the spear guys like butter (3 or 4 hits) then got owned by the mimic FFS. And the last bonfire I rested at was back by the Sen's blacksmith. That was a trek.

So, Anor Londo and *shudders* Tomb of Giants tonight I guess...

[theENIGMATRON]

So, Anor Londo and *shudders* Tomb of Giants tonight I guess...

Hell yes
Tomb of gaints is going to have to have a call for that new stone i have
INVADE WOOOOOOOOOOOP

Yer i never chanced it Last night with them Mimics,
Only thing i ignored, because in the back on my mind it would be
the most bloody basic thing that kills me LOL

[InfiniteStates]

Tomb of gaints is going to have to have a call for that new stone i have
INVADE WOOOOOOOOOOOP

Trollololololol

Yer i never chanced it Last night with them Mimics,
Only thing i ignored, because in the back on my mind it would be
the most bloody basic thing that kills me LOL

Mimics are cunts. They hit fucking hard and when you try and heal they do a running flying kick at you... Plus, they have an insta-kill eat you move.

[theENIGMATRON]

Ill be on this from 7ish, if anyone is online and wants a hand.
Might have to be a one way conversation as i have a few phone calls to make first

Troll the Tomb Oh cannot wait!!! excited about finishing work for a number of reasons now
(Is that really sad lol )

[theENIGMATRON]

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwbbbbbbb!



*Dave turns off ps3*

lol Davey boy was hilarious though kidda, you gettin ya hair off pmsl.
We Just beat the four kings then u got owned by axes and wanted to give up - think it's because you were just wanting to get sens out the way and making mistakes with it being quite late lol.
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwbbbbbbb!

I know why i was so wound up last night,
Because am still taking Champix, It gives you a Dopine Release,
Same effect as a Fag, but all day long, (Thats why you tend not to get really wound and frustrated when you giveup on them)

Well yesterday i never took a single one, An only realised this morning when i went to take one

Before someone says well then your Addicted to them instead of Fags. There not addictive, its when you stop taking them you need to weak yourself off them, so you dont take a full blow from the dopin.
Its pretty dam hard to explain.

Sys you will back in up soon

[DJ-Daz]

I redeemed my code and got this:
Map of the game

Dark Souls Map

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[theENIGMATRON]

What was it a downloadable image from the store?

I got the massive print out of this in the game, but never used it,
I dont think a map is easy to follow on this game,
I even attempted on the Wiki the easy map and stuggled lol!!!

Its more just go with the path you heading and go with the flow
until its impossible to do, then go back tracking and find somewhere eaiser.

Well this was my method untill i was pointed in the right direction from Charlie and Sys

[DJ-Daz]

It was part of the collectors edition redemption code.

[theENIGMATRON]

Here is a Update for you Daz

Red is the Path you Go. (First Level) WHere i crossed it out ignore it, I used snippet tool, No Erase function.

Green are the Enemies,
the green X is the Knight! Dont activate him, You will die!
He is a Challenge to beat even at an advance level.

You will see you Run over that bridge.
That was the one you died on with the fire.

Where it goes blue is where you go under (down STairs)
And you activate the shortcut back by the camp fire (The Ladders i talked about)

MAKE SURE YOU KICK THEM TO ACTIVATE IT

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There is alot missing off that map, Like Underground levels, and that Crytal one in Londo, And Londo itself, Lava level etc etc etc
and TOMB OF HELL HOLE!!!

[InfiniteStates]

It was part of the collectors edition redemption code.

Yeah I got that too - but I found it's more a nice piece of art rather than a functional map. The levels are largely linear anyway, although if there is a choice you generally get owned one way, but can progress in the other.