Official Battlefield 3 thread 2011

[Symonator]

Trolol lol lol lol lol.

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[Killzone_Kid]

Sy, what are those blips on air radar, that look like rain drops on water surface?

[Symonator]

they indicate missiles(vehicles) either yours or enemies.

[Symonator]

Been playing since about 9:30 what is up with the teams jesus h christ.
I remove all tanks and helis from the game via chopper and still the team can't get flags... GRRRRRR!!

It's like a massive noob fest in the morning pmsl.
No stinger spam, no camping.. om days!!

[redVENGEANCE]

People don't know how to play. I joined on Daz yesterday on Squad Rush, he was on other team, everyone on my side were sniping, it was left to me to arm the MCOM and get the game moving!

[Astro]

Funny how MW3 can bash out 3 patches in less time than it takes DICE to produce 1 that is still only for a single platform and unlikely to fix VOIP or the the nooblight. (judging from the PC notes it looks like just squad fixes no mention of the above)

Not trolling just an observation.

[InfiniteStates]

Trolol lol lol lol lol.

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Still, one guy shut you both down for a bit. You weren't doing anything constructive while avoiding stingers. And if he'd been standing on an ammo box, he could have kept you locked down for longer.

Been playing since about 9:30 what is up with the teams jesus h christ.
I remove all tanks and helis from the game via chopper and still the team can't get flags... GRRRRRR!!

You can capture flags easily in a helicopter...

[chrisdfa1]

Funny how MW3 can bash out 3 patches in less time than it takes DICE to produce 1 that is still only for a single platform and unlikely to fix VOIP or the the nooblight. (judging from the PC notes it looks like just squad fixes no mention of the above)

Not trolling just an observation.

So true though, massive fail from dice so far

[Symonator]

thats the point of the vid though states, we shut him down and then continued through the match.

If he had ammo he would of locked on forever, but he didn't.

And no, you don't take flags with attack helicopters.. lol wut?
Then again the noobs prolly wouldn't of fired a tank/rpg at me lol.

Rather not have "rank 2 guy <noobed> symonator"

But as a tip states.. do not take flags with helicopters, well not the viper or havoc - it's to valuable to lose to a silly risky mistake and then ya to low to recover from any jet fire or heli from above.

I'd be well fucked off if someone did that with me in the gunner seat LOL
I'd be ragiiiiiiiiiiin' pmsl.

[YorkshirePud]

looks like i missed shit loads of fun

been back visiting the family for a few days so i didnt get a chance to play, however me mams come back with me for a bit so probably wont be on till sunday gaaaaaaaaaah

[Symonator]

ahh well pud, think of all those lovely cooked dinners lol

[Killzone_Kid]

People don't know how to play. I joined on Daz yesterday on Squad Rush, he was on other team, everyone on my side were sniping, it was left to me to arm the MCOM and get the game moving!

I know how to play this game but more often than not can't be arsed to play the objective

Still, one guy shut you both down for a bit. You weren't doing anything constructive while avoiding stingers. And if he'd been standing on an ammo box, he could have kept you locked down for longer.

Because if you are in the heli you have to pwn with it 24/7 or don't touch it? Besides if he was sittin gon ammo box we would have gone looking for him, Sy would have bailed and stabbed him. Then teabagged him. Then put it on youtube.

You can capture flags easily in a helicopter...

Thanks didn't know that!

[InfiniteStates]

thats the point of the vid though states, we shut him down and then continued through the match.

But you didn't kill him, or anyone else, while he was dicking with you. And if he had ammo, you would have been suppressed longer. That's my point. One guy took two out of action temporarily.

But as a tip states.. do not take flags with helicopters, well not the viper or havoc - it's to valuable to lose to a silly risky mistake and then ya to low to recover from any jet fire or heli from above.

I'm invariably on my own or with a retarded gunner if/when I manage to get the gunship (which is rarely). So I get nailed by the other gunship which seems to always have a gunner that has enough brain cells to shoot at the other gunship. One day I might get one of those too... I won't hold my breath though.

Helping to take flags keeps your team moving. Obviously it's not a good idea if you're under fire. But you described a team that weren't even taking flags. 30 seconds each to bag a couple stops you getting white washed.


EDIT: yes, KK, we're aware of how godly you are at this game. You rarely let an opportunity to tell us slip by. The difference is, I play it for fun, not as a vehicle to further inflate my ego. However, it's always a pleasure to educate you, so you're welcome.

[YorkshirePud]

its true how a gang of stinger noobs can distract you from your job, i spent 5 mins trying to find one while hovering over a base once and no one else was there! a time when spot spam would have been nice, would have found him quicker if my gunner had optics and was in anyway useful, wasnt any of you lot btw.

not been on much this weekend due to me mam being round

[Astro]

Nice one DICE just stick to your BC2 bullshit of releasing fixes with content leaving people waiting months for stuff.