The Official Sony fucked up piss take thread

[daywalker]

boom headshot

[DJ-Daz]

Even though we both speak the same language, it's amazing how there are some subtle differences between American-English and proper English:

They say "sidewalk" we say "pavement"

They say "pants" we say "trousers"

They say "buried at sea" we say "naked and chained to a metal bed frame with a car battery connected to his bollocks whilst being beaten for answers"

[Symonator]

lol.

[InfiniteStates]

They say "buried at sea" we say "naked and chained to a metal bed frame with a car battery connected to his bollocks whilst being beaten for answers"

LOL that's optimistic - I would be more inclined to go with "rather convenient story to assist Obama's re-election in the face of economic meltdown".

[InfiniteStates]

From a comments section

brent8223: They PSN attacked was linked to Osama. Navy Seals couldn't play Socom at home so they went and killed him.

Rekve: After his address was leaked by Sony, of course.

plusblack: Osama was too busy goin wtf over his lost Lego Harry Potter trophies, the psn downage was just a distraction! Well played America, well played...

Sybald: I heard they traced his phone call when he contacted the PSN customer service line

[Symonator]

lol