The Official Sony fucked up piss take thread

[DJ-Daz]

I'm trying to keep this thread seperate from the hacked thread, so at least the hacked thread can be used to post relevant information, and this one can be use to post piss takes like this:


I tried to login this morning and got a new trophy:

[DJ-Daz]

Did someone install the infamous Sony rootkit on the server? And it takes this long to clean it off?


Except security.

[DJ-Daz]

Someone worked fast and hard to get this one ready so quickly:

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[InfiniteStates]

PMSL at all these posts. I love the trophy one.

I could only find these ones...




EDIT: And in response to this...

Another official update this morning:

We wanted to take this opportunity to clarify a point and answer one of the most frequently asked questions today.

There’s a difference in timing between when we identified there was an intrusion and when we learned of consumers’ data being compromised. We learned there was an intrusion 19th April and subsequently shut the services down. We then brought in outside experts to help us learn how the intrusion occurred and to conduct an investigation to determine the nature and scope of the incident. It was necessary to conduct several days of forensic analysis, and it took our experts until yesterday to understand the scope of the breach. We then shared that information with our consumers and announced it publicly yesterday evening.

For those who were looking there’s also an FAQ with some more on frequently asked questions

Thank you for your continued patience and support.

So now they're saying the 19th, yet last night they said 17th, that gives the hackers a 10 day head start.
http://www.mess-hall.co.uk/forum/viewto ... 731#p20731

This is my mental image of Sony's consultation process:

[YorkshirePud]

Yes its a total fuckup but please daz but please tell me you are messing about that photo

[DJ-Daz]

Just been down to my local Game and bought a 360, halo reach, 3x months gold and BFBC2.
That was at 10am, already 4 people had been in and swapped PS3's for 360's.

@Infinite, I think I mentioned the number 4 in the hacked thread last night.
@Pud, which picture?

[Symonator]

here is something i just made in photoshop to join in the fun lol.

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[DJ-Daz]

Funny image, PSN top downloads:

[Symonator]

LOL!!!!!!

[YorkshirePud]

LMAO @ above

daz i was reffering to the "trophy unlocked"

i still cant get online

meh, more Mass Effect then...

[Symonator]

LMAO @ above

daz i was reffering to the "trophy unlocked"

i still cant get online

[DJ-Daz]

Playlist for a hacker:

The Mama's and Papa's: California Dreaming (are the servers in Cali?)
The Doors: Break on Through.
Leftfield: Open up.
Paul Oakenfold: Password
Betty Carter: Open The Door. (dologin: administrator - password??? password! LOL lame admin!)
Helen Terry: Now you're mine.
Georgio Moroder and Philip Oakley: Together in Electric Dreams.
Public Enemy: You're gonna get yours. (all your server are belong to us)
Avril Lavigne: I Dont give up. (not for at least 2 more days)
Drowning Pool feat Rob Zombie: Man without Fear. (not yet anyway, not until I've inconvenienced dazbobaby)
HoobStank: Right before your eyes. (creditcard.info.xml, user.data.xml)
Theme from the original Karate Kid: You're the best around (troke the ego)

2 days later:
Dire Straights: Private investigations
Theme from Beverly Hills cop
John Travolta: Greased Lightning (as in.. I'm getting The fook out of here).
End Credits: Hill street blues
Theme from Shawshank Redemption
Vinni Jones: Shrinkin Balls (dialogue from Snatch)
Manic Street Preachers: Suicide is painless
Rob D.: Clubbed to death.

[DJ-Daz]

Damn, and I thought the playlist was funny.

[DJ-Daz]

Osama Bin Laden is dead, is it true that Osama Bin laden was found after his personal details were found in the PSN breach? Who knows?

Rumour central out.

[Symonator]

lol!