The Mess Hall

You know that Tony Robinson TV show of the same name right?
Well this is the worst job in history... clearing out my spider infested garage! Something I'm about to do, I need one of those suits you get in a Biozard Level 5 room.

I dropped a smoke bomb in there last night, I just hope it did the trick.

Something like this? (Click for original size)



These always come out of hiding in my house during a thunderstorm. I would suggest you torch their nest before they scatter off or you'll have the same infested garage next year.

fucking house spiders put the shits up me, only ones im scared of, one dropped onto my gaming chair from my big light in the living room once, two minutes earlier i was sat in that chair. if it had landed on me i would have burnt the house down.

I'd take a flame thrower to the garage, but they wont let me.
Yeah Dwarf, it's those big ass garden spiders.

job done though, nice and tidy again.

Now all I need to do is make some new doors.

Ironically, they're called "house spider" in Dutch.

I think in any language they're all the same.
"No Mr Spider, I expect you to die"

LOL seriously?

In all of history, the worse job is removing spiders?

Not building the pyramids under the harsh Egyptian sun?
Not trudging miles per day to die in some foreign wasteland as part of the Roman legion?
Not building railways as a PoW of the Japanese?
Not removing a half putrified body that died on the toilet as a member of the MET police?

InfiniteStates wrote:LOL seriously?

In all of history, the worse job is removing spiders?

Not building the pyramids under the harsh Egyptian sun?
Not trudging miles per day to die in some foreign wasteland as part of the Roman legion?
Not building railways as a PoW of the Japanese?
Not removing a half putrified body that died on the toilet as a member of the MET police?

I'd happily do all of those, as long as there's no spiders around.

Currently conquering the fear of spiders at the moment, it's tough.
I have been able to pick a couple up and remove them, but there are those big house spiders with long legs - they are creepy, god damn society and it's compulsory fear it put on me.

LOL what's society got to do with it?