The Mess Hall

Come one now tell the truth.

Come up with something you really thought was true, but was in fact a blatant error or mistake.

I'll go first.


I thought spaghetti grew on trees.
I saw a documentary at school and people were picking spaghetti from trees. Obviously I know better and it was an april fools prank.

I was only about 7 or 8 at the time.

On a scale of 1-10, how stupid am I?

ive put shaving foam on my toothbrush before

I once went into a shop and ask a guy how much was that? He said 3.50

I took out my wallet and counted out the cash...one fifty, two fifty, thee fifty.

Until i was older i always thought bulls hated the red colour and got enraged by it, it unfortuantly was just a myth.

I was taken to see Jaws when I was 5 or 6.
I was terrified, I really thought there was a shark under my bed.
I grew out of it, then they took me to see Jaws II !!

i went on holiday to devon about 12 years ago in a caravan park, i popped the shops to get some beer, when i came back i went back into the caravan and sat down, opened the beer and then turned tv on, about 2 mins later some guy shouting at me because i was in his caravan lmfao - i went in the wrong one - LOOOL.

I'm sure i have wrote this on the mess hall before, somewhere..