Fuck you, Apple...retards
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:25 pm
I've just moved, so obviously I'm updating my address with anyone who has it. Of course, just putting an online form to allow me to change address is far too mainstream. So I had to submit a ticket. This is an absolutely ridiculous ongoing email chain between me and the cretins at Apple...
Inquiry from Charlie Scott-Skinner regarding iOS Developer Program Account Updates
Email address: ################@hotmail.com
Region: eurodev@apple.com
Please update my contact address from ##########, ###### to:
#############,
########,
### ###
On 6 Aug 2012, at 14:18, eurodev@apple.com wrote:
Re: Apple Developer Program
Hello Charlie,
Thank you for contacting Apple Developer Support regarding updating the address for your Apple Developer account.
In order to complete your request, we ask that you please fax us just one of the following documents:
1) A photocopy of your government issued identification showing the address change
2) A change of address document record which would have been filed with your local postal service
The fax number for submission of this information is 001-408-974-7683. When faxing this information to Apple, please include your Apple Developer Program Enrollment ID number ~~~~~~~~~~.
If you have any questions or need further assistance, please let us know.
Best regards,
Morgen
Apple Developer Program Support
Hello,
I have no idea how to get these documents and have never heard of them. I don't have a "government issued identification".
Why would my local post office know about my move, unless I purchase a re-direction service?
Why must I jump through such ridiculous hoops just to change my address?
Even my credit card company allowed me to change it online, and they actually post things to me of value...
Also I have no access to a fax machine.
Kind regards,
Charlie
