The Mess Hall

Bruno
Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so ******* bad.

Girl: Yeah, me too..I
need new clothes.
...
Bruno Mars: No you don’t. ‘Cause girl your amazing
just the way you are.
...
Girl: Really? You’re like the only one who thinks
that. Will you marry me?

Bruno Mars: No, but I’ll catch a grenade for
love.

Girl: Really? Even today?

*Girl gets hit and blasted by
grenade*

Bruno Mars: Sorry but Today I just don’t feel like doing
anything

said this numerous times on line i fucking hate bruno mars songs, nothing agaisnt the guy but the songs are formulic generic pop drivel meant to make 14 year old girls swoon and think OMG THATS LOVE

now excuse me im off to turn some Thunderstruck up to 11