The Mess Hall

Ok so am going to blab on about the Holiday

Where do i start!! i had the time of my life over there!!
It really was amazing!! and i would happily stay or live over there,
Am currently looking and seeing if i can afford the closing party's, or if to hold off for next year and go for 2 weeks.

Am Back in the UK and Depressed!! i think that says it all!!

We Arrived in Palma Nova around 5:30am! on Tuesday Morning,
I stayed awake on me own! as i wanted food!!! (Breakfast was served at 8:00am)
So i sat on the balcony that overlooked the beach! and watched Sunrise Oh yer that was amazing!!
Time passed we got some sun loungers and slept it off
Well i never!! we met a couple of Girls who pretty much where with us all week,
Fair to say Tuesday just went super slow!! Untill we hit the nite life!!!
I have never seen anything like it!! thousands of people in one area! and a single strip that goes on for miles just Bar after Bar after Bar!!
The only thing that i could of done was kick the crap out of the People who try and pull you into the Bars!!! Blaaaaaaa!!!!!

But Magalufs Night Life! is just out of this world!! its was amazing!! everyone soo friendly

For me!! i found the nitelife split into 2, The early part of the nite, from like 8 pm - 1am was when all the mega hot ladies went out and enjoyed themself!!
And from 1am - 5am was when all the dirty sluts who just gag cock where out!!
I met quiet a few nice girls out there!! and the problem they said is the guys are just touchy touchy!! in places the should not!!
Little or no respect at all for the girls!!

Drinks are expensive, but cheap..........
Its 5ish Euro for a Vody and Red Bull!!
But the measures are half a pint glass of vodka and 1 can of redbull!!
The Measures are what you would call STUPID!!!!
and me liking to have a drink at all times!! i was wankered every nite haha!! but i remeber it all! apart from the one nite i was on Larger that was a blackout for me!!

I done everything i wanted to do over there!!
From the Sling Shot to some Gforce ride,
Go Karting, Rodeo Bull!! LMAO!!!!!!
Water Donuts, Jet Skis.

Just everything!!
Ok so i had some issues, i did get Sun Stroke!!! on the Tuesday night! I had no sleep and it was wednesday, Hitting 3 days with no Sleep!!
I went into the Sea to cool off!! come out onto the beach and just fell asleep!!
Oh yes!! you can imagin it!! i was burnt to HELL!!!
But a few drinks down me, i was having everything on me shoulders when we went to see Tiesto!!!

It was the next day i paid for it!!

I lost easy a Stone i think!! when i got back everyone was like.... erm!!! you have lost weight

So we Got to See Tiesto!! that was my night!! i was well in my zone!! a little drunk but on a natural Cloud nine high!!

And we then had the BBC 1xtra Show with Chipmunk an so on, That was another Mega nite!!!

I love the Spanish and picked up so much over there!! I swear am going to make it my second Language haha!!!

People always said to me the Spanish are arsey little shits!!
But i found them nothing but nice!!
Maybe because i made the effort to speak there language!!

Anyway am planning me next holiday already!! if to go this September for the closing party's or go for 2 weeks next year!!!

I really fucking Loved it!!!!!

Hey if your game for a wild week or two weeks of just absolute fun your more than welcome!!

And age limit!! there is none!! we met young, Old! Hot and Ugly!! everyone and everything!!

I have all the pics, am just putting them on flicker!! easier to look at them all!!


I want to go back

sounds like a right blast!

So if you're going to Megamuff in september, what about Eurogamer?

Dazbobaby wrote:So if you're going to Megamuff in september, what about Eurogamer?

Oh yeah - good question...
So Dave - mates over muff or what?

No i would love to go In September,
Its just money!! and i cannot really justify it!!
Even more so when its not going to be as Hot!!

All in all including Spends it cost me around 1800
As i took a massive chunk of dollar with me!!!

So it would be more of a next year thing i think
So dont worry ill be there haha!!!

Might wear me Shagaluf Tshirt tho!! lol

sounds great.
I would deffo of enjoyed it i know that, lol.

sounds like it did you the world of good mate, not my sort of place im not a clubbing monster myself, more of a culture vulture but im just glad you had a scream!

did you get your end away then

yorkshirepudding wrote:did you get your end away then

LOL pfft...does a bear shit in the pope's catholic hat?

I think i lost me end!!!!

LOL!!!

Anyway i cannot be assed to sort the Pics out!! and i cannot be bothered to Tag or add a Description to them all!!!
Am still waiting for more pics from the others,

But here is some of them so far




I will upload the Video of the Sling Shot!! that will have you crying
And some Rodo Bull Footage!!

Any Questions just ask lol!!!!

the beach looks nice, and the sunset was amazing if you saw it in real time.
Alot of blurry pics though - but seems u had a good time.

The size of that drink (red pipe)

theENIGMATRON wrote:Ok so am going to blab on about the Holiday

Where do i start!! i had the time of my life over there!!
It really was boring!! and i would happily die or live over there,
Am currently looking and seeing if i can afford the closing party's, or if to hold off for next day and go for 2 weeks.

Am Back in the UK and happy!! i think that says it all!!

We Arrived in Palma Nova around 5:30am! on Tuesday Morning,
I stayed awake on me own! as i wanted was a wank!!! (Breakfast was served at 8:00am)
So i sat on the table that overlooked the dump! and watched the diggers Oh yer that was amazing!!
Time passed we got some wooden planks and slept it off
Well i never!! we met a couple of guys who pretty much where with us all night,
Fair to say Tuesday just went super slow!! Untill we hit the nite life!!!
I have never seen anything like it!! tens of people in one area! and a single strip that goes on for metres just Bar after Bar after Dump!!
The only thing that i could of done was kiss the hell out of the guys who try and pull you into the Bars!!! Blaaaaaaa!!!!!

But Magalufs Night Life! is just out of this world!! its was boring!! everyone soo sexy

For me!! i found the nitelife split into 2, The early part of the nite, from like 8 pm - 1am was when all the mega hot lads went out and enjoyed themself!!
And from 1am - 5am was when all the dirty ladyboys who just gag cock where out!!
I met quiet a few nice guys out there!! and the problem they said is the guys are just touchy touchy!! in places the should not!!
Little or no respect at all for the children!!

Drinks are expensive, but cheap..........
Its 12ish Euro for a Vody and Red Bull!!
But the measures are half a pint glass of vodka and 1 can of redbull!!
The Measures are what you would call amazing!!!!
and me liking to have a drink at all times!! i was having a wank every nite haha!! but i remeber it all! apart from the one nite i was on WKD that was a blackout for me!!

I done everything i wanted to do over there!!
From the Sling Shot to some Gforce ride,
Go Karting, Bull groping!! LMAO!!!!!!
Water Donuts, Jet Skis.

Just everything!!
Ok so i had some issues, i did get Sun Stroke!!! on the Tuesday night! I had no sleep and it was wednesday, Hitting 3 days with no Sleep!!
I went into the Sea to cool off!! come out onto the beach and just fell asleep!!
Oh yes!! you can imagin it!! i was burnt to HELL!!!
But a few drinks down me, i was having everything on me shoulders when we went to see Tiesto!!!

It was the next day i paid for it!!

I lost easy a Stone i think!! when i got back everyone was like.... erm!!! you have lost weight

So we Got to See Tiesto!! that was my night!! i was well in my zone!! a little drunk but on a natural Cloud nine high!!

And we then had the BBC 1xtra Show with Chipmunk an so on, That was another Mega nite!!!

I love the Spanish and picked up so much over there!! I swear am going to make it my second Language haha!!!

People always said to me the Spanish are arsey little shits!!
But i found them nothing but nice!!
Maybe because i made the effort to speak there language!!

Anyway am planning me next holiday already!! if to go this September for the closing party's or go for 2 weeks next year!!!

I really fucking Loved it!!!!!

Hey if your game for a wild week or two weeks of just absolute fun your more than welcome!!

And age limit!! there is none!! we met young, Old! Hot and Ugly!! everyone and everything!!

I have all the pics, am just putting them on flicker!! easier to look at them all!!


I want to go back