The Mess Hall

'A TCP/IP packet walks in to a bar and says "I want a beer", barman says "you want a beer?", and the TCP/IP packet says "yes, a beer".'


Now in an alternative universe (a push one)
TCP/IP walks into a bar, there's a beer waiting for him.

Awww I don't get it.

BackedOut_ wrote:Awww I don't get it.

^This

lol at both of you.

a guy in a tractor,just drove past me shouting "the end of the world is nigh" I think he was farmer,geddon:/

When I was in the pub last night I overheard a couple of dickheads saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman!

What a pair of sexist twats. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the fucking thing!

I'd say the plane is more likely to be flown carefully. The landing might be a bit rough though, and she might be inclined to fake an emergency on the runway rather than try to park the bloody thing.

I wouldn't feel safe if the captain was shagging a woman, but a woman flying is fine. If they're good enough for the RAF they're good enough for me.

But the aircraft will be late, and never at the correct airport.
To fly to Canada you'll just as likely end up in Guam.

They've largely automated all that, so she doesn't need to worry her pretty little head with such mundane things. She just has to sit there and look fit mostly.