Japanese Sucky Sucky
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 11:19 pm
You know one of the things I hate about Japanese games? The way you have to fight the same guy/girl/robot/monster several times throughout the game and you know they are the final boss, despite them being the first boss encounter. So you dutifully beat them to shit first time you see them, then a cutscene kicks it where they decide it's now time to leave. In pristine condition, even though you just left them a battered mess on the floor.
Fucking gay. I don't want to build a relationship with some retarded bad guys who's no doubt the some old Japanese cookie cutter bad guy anyway, just so the final fight is poignant. I just want to fuck up a load of faceless guys, and when their health is depleted - THEY ARE FUCKING DEAD. And I can teabag them.
Not watch as they bugger off, laughing like a maniac/raving homosexual/both as if they've only just arrived at the fight.
Can you tell a Japanese game has just pissed me off? lol
And it was so promising from the beginning... It's such as shame they have this persistent need for character development, because they don't half dream up some fucking cool weapons of war. Skip this to 3:00 (although the whole thing is worth a check for cool action) to see a class anti-missile defence system.
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Fucking gay. I don't want to build a relationship with some retarded bad guys who's no doubt the some old Japanese cookie cutter bad guy anyway, just so the final fight is poignant. I just want to fuck up a load of faceless guys, and when their health is depleted - THEY ARE FUCKING DEAD. And I can teabag them.
Not watch as they bugger off, laughing like a maniac/raving homosexual/both as if they've only just arrived at the fight.
Can you tell a Japanese game has just pissed me off? lol
And it was so promising from the beginning... It's such as shame they have this persistent need for character development, because they don't half dream up some fucking cool weapons of war. Skip this to 3:00 (although the whole thing is worth a check for cool action) to see a class anti-missile defence system.
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