ROFL @ Windows Updates
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:07 am
My System asked for a Update:
And security loop wholes are found every day.
But you have to ROFL!!!!!!
I understand that 90% of computers are windows.High-priority updates
Microsoft Windows XP
Security Update for Windows XP (KB2478971)
Typical download size: 249 KB , less than 1 minute
A security issue has been identified that could allow an authenticated local attacker to compromise your system and gain control over it. You can help protect your system by installing this update from Microsoft. After you install this update, you may have to restart your system. Details...
Security Update for Windows XP (KB2483185)
Typical download size: 558 KB , less than 1 minute
A security issue has been identified that could allow an unauthenticated remote attacker to compromise your system and gain control over it. You can help protect your system by installing this update from Microsoft. After you install this update, you may have to restart your system. Details...
Security Update for Windows XP (KB2479628)
Typical download size: 540 KB , less than 1 minute
A security issue has been identified that could allow an authenticated local attacker to compromise your system and gain control over it. You can help protect your system by installing this update from Microsoft. After you install this update, you may have to restart your system. Details...
Security Update for Windows XP (KB2478960)
Typical download size: 264 KB , less than 1 minute
A security issue has been identified that could allow an authenticated local attacker to compromise your system and gain control over it. You can help protect your system by installing this update from Microsoft. After you install this update, you may have to restart your system. Details...
Cumulative Security Update for Internet Explorer 8 for Windows XP (KB2482017)
Download size: 10 MB , less than 1 minute
Security issues have been identified that could allow an attacker to compromise a system that is running Microsoft Internet Explorer and gain control over it. You can help protect your system by installing this update from Microsoft. After you install this item, you may have to restart your computer. Details...
Security Update for Windows XP (KB2393802)
Download size: 2.4 MB , less than 1 minute
A security issue has been identified that could allow an authenticated local attacker to compromise your system and gain control over it. You can help protect your system by installing this update from Microsoft. After you install this update, you may have to restart your system. Details...
Security Update for Windows XP (KB2485376)
Typical download size: 268 KB , less than 1 minute
A security issue has been identified that could allow an unauthenticated remote attacker to compromise your system and gain control over it. You can help protect your system by installing this update from Microsoft. After you install this update, you may have to restart your system. Details...
Security Update for Windows XP (KB2476687)
Typical download size: 240 KB , less than 1 minute
A security issue has been identified that could allow an authenticated local attacker to compromise your system and gain access to information. You can help protect your system by installing this update from Microsoft. After you install this update, you may have to restart your system. Details...
Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool - February 2011 (KB890830)
Download size: 4 MB , less than 1 minute
After the download, this tool runs one time to check your computer for infection by specific, prevalent malicious software (including Blaster, Sasser, and Mydoom) and helps remove any infection that is found. If an infection is found, the tool will display a status report the next time that you start your computer. A new version of the tool will be offered every month. If you want to manually run the tool on your computer, you can download a copy from the Microsoft Download Center, or you can run an online version from microsoft.com. This tool is not a replacement for an antivirus product. To help protect your computer, you should use an antivirus product. Details...
Microsoft Office 2007
Update for Microsoft Office Outlook 2007 Junk Email Filter (KB2492475)
Download size: 3.1 MB , less than 1 minute
This update provides the Junk E-mail Filter in Microsoft Office Outlook 2007 with a more current definition of which e-mail messages should be considered junk e-mail. Details...
And security loop wholes are found every day.
But you have to ROFL!!!!!!