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Your Momma Is.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:24 pm
by theENIGMATRON
1,1 Post Per Person!
2 No Spamming
3 Use Quote
Let Me Start:
Your Momma is so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
ROFL
No Offence to the Mommas out there
Re: Your Momma Is.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:08 pm
by InfiniteStates
Your mama is so stupid that she sold the car for petrol money.
Re: Your Momma Is.
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:18 pm
by BackedOut_
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
:wow:
Re: Your Momma Is.
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:45 am
by YorkshirePud
You momma is so fat she could roll over 4 quarters and make a dollar
Re: Your Momma Is.
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:02 pm
by theENIGMATRON
Your Momma is just like a bowling ball
she gets picked up
fingered
thrown to the gutter
and the bitch still comes back for me
Re: Your Momma Is.
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:13 pm
by InfiniteStates
Pffft trust Dave to take it to the next level. Ok...
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn
Re: Your Momma Is.
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:56 pm
by Symonator
Your momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon