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Can we pull a few players together for a private game next thurs night?
25th?

Want to record some footage of the piss you off type gameplay that you hate in games..
Wanted to do it for bfbc but no privates there..

i want to call the video " don't be noob at battlefield bad company 2"

in the video we will do things like this (which requires an enemy team to cordinate)

- tanks
- dont drive off when repairing
and show it on video.
also noobish behaviour like getting in a tank and then driving full speed ahead into a pack of mines..

- sniping.. show a pretend time lapse of a sniper,,sitting in a bush getting no kills, and dying and coming back to the same spot. something like mount wookie and have bunch of them sitting there or sumit.

-standing on stairs blockin teams and then a house gets blown up..and dropped on the entire team (which i saw happen in rush today lol).

driving heavy tanks into enemy base.. then getting out for a enemy to have..

you just made a great spawn location.. and someone spawns and fires rpgs up to a helicopter.. ugh..

getting in a blackhawk then flying backwards...into the out of bounds screen.. have a few team mates in it.. all die ..

crates get charged, and u sit there.. and watch.

line up queue at the UAV, with a few team members all waiting, with some cheesy benny hill music.

have the enemy surround a player and a medic keeps revivin you.. ugh, how annoying..

point blank range 40mm grenade to the face.. and u die doing it.. ugh..

driving vehciles into the water/rocks for suicide.. eww..

medics, show a dead teammate.. u stand there on his body.. and dont revive him
i need ammo! .. you run off..

stuff like this..?

add more..

Thursday next week @8pm.
prolly take 2 hours to record it all.

need 8 players.

i will record it then do voice overs explaining whats going on in the vid, if anyone else with hd pvr wants to record other parts..all footage welcome..ill edit it altogther and get it linked virally.

put your name down, add suggestions.. please put your name down if you can deffo make the time and date.

thanks all, and if you can get anyone else to play, its all good, long as they know its going be a staged-like game.

Put me down.

Yer count me in, Sounds fun!!

Yeah I'll help out.

You could also reproduce a classic Counter Strike screenshot of two opposing snipers on the same roof looking in opposite directions. Just for lolz

lol yeah

ok so far:

Symonator
Infinite
Enigma
Astro

The Medic one, i think you could take the piss a little with Reviving like in BF2 Stat Padding

2 Medics, 1 Guys, 1 Enemy, and keep reviving the bitch
(Could get flamed for it, but jokes on them when they notice its a private game)

Tits that Stand In front of you while your about to shoot

Idiots who spawn on your and fire at fook all given your possible away before you get a chance to get away
(Little like when you all spawend on me when i was at back of enemy base the other day on the snowy map playing rush.
But all spawn at the same time fire away at the same time like noobs,
I run away and die, and then they all die because there fireing away like noobs
(or reloading as they waisted all the bullets)

Here is an idea!!

1 Enemy!
6 snipers (That you can snow on the map)
1 Assault
1 Medic,

Assault guy runs and takes the creat that is out in the open,
Enemy shoots him before he arms it,
Medic revives him as i am still there,
Kill him again, and repeat this a couple of times

Then kill the medic, (and all the snipers are still around, shooting but missing the enemy, then the guy walks around knifes them all, or shoots them all!!

Fooking Snipers PWN!!!!!!

Tits blowing everything up in the base

Eveyone still in the main base while your the only one taking flags or creates.

Everyone running around and no killing anyone!! diein but not killing!!

Tits that get in the chopper who
A, CANNOT FUCKING FLY
B, People who get in the gunner, and do
1, FUCK ALL
2, SHIT AT FIRING!!!

Arrrrrrrr!!!!! Stress lol

No need to ask me, I'll do it.

Might be better moving this to a public forum, might get a reply from some of the new members.
The more the merrier.

yeah i tried to move it but cant so u do it please.

updated

Symonator
Infinite
Enigma
Astro
daZ

you want to do it in black and white with film grain and with one of those old 1940's bbc commentators

redVENGEANCE wrote:you want to do it in black and white with film grain and with one of those old 1940's bbc commentators

only if we had access to a 1940's bbc commentator lol.

ballache got work that night! :face palm:

Well Sy asked me the other day if I could join. But I said I doubt I would because I would have work.
But it turns out I booked the day off for the arrival of Just Cause 2! Happy days!

So I'll see you all there. Should be a laugh.

Hey backedout am getting JC2 aswell, i cheate don the demo, if you spam select and start at around 3 seconds then press start at 1 second the game doesn't end after the timer..you have to do it in a 3 second window.. so last night i played the demo for like 3 hours... LOL.

Managed to find some cool cars / helis and weapons!

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As for this game night, might be a miss yet, it doesnt look like we will have enough players to complete the video (we could do with 10 really)

I count 8 sy.

You
Daz
Dave
Seddon
Chris
Me
BackedOut_
Infinite

Surely we could pull 2 from somewhere?

4 are missing so there is no point, ill put it on the sony forums see if can get players from there at another time.