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thats pretty funny

and all we did was steal both little birds, that wasnt unbalanced

Played a few games with pud and kk this afternoon.

Lolz with recon kit.
Not good for the spm, k/d, team score, objective score or anything else team related though haha.

Recon is actually quite a selfish class.. but it was funny non the less.

I've been playing recon lately too, to unlock the B2K guns. It's quite satisfying putting a bullet in someone's head from hundreds of metres away, but fuck is it dull waiting for that shot...

I've got the first rifle now, so think I can slap my shiny new PP-19 on the class and play as usual.

Ay was a great laugh, Hoverbot FTW im sorry i scooted off quick but i was literally cackinmesen something hadnt gone through the old digestive system well! plus i had to go visit some friends boo

You were what..? Cacking semen?

"cackinmesen"

cack in me sen = cacking my self

yorkshire dialect

battlefield FB post today says VOIP fix incoming in Feb

ill believe it when i fucking hear it

this guy has got some of the funniest BF3 vids ive seen since trollin dem noobs, well done to dazzy for putting me onto the original one!

lol first 2 alright like, didn't like the last one however.

So I goes to Sy, wanna play Wake, fly a bit in Viper. Sy goes could do. Trying to find Wake server - no luck. I goes to Sy, lets start on Peninsula, if we lucky next it Wake. Sy goes could do.

Found Peninsula right, 3 fucking flag but we stayed. Next Karkand 5 flag twice oooh, means Oman 4 flag next twice the 5 flag Peninsula again twice and then fucking Wake. So we stay and play and stay and play trying not to freeze on Peninsula.

Wake finally! We are Russians. No problem, we get by, the game is even stephen and long as fuck. It is over. I goes to Sy, this is what we've been waiting for!

Round starts...We are Russians again. I fucking hate this piece of shit game.

The game is a piece of shit because it doesn't pander to Viper whoring on Wake? Oooo...k. You sure played a lot of pieces of shit just to find that out.

He done it in BC2 aswell.

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InfiniteStates wrote:The game is a piece of shit because it doesn't pander to Viper whoring on Wake? Oooo...k. You sure played a lot of pieces of shit just to find that out.

Got some sand again in your vagina, huh? Keep trollin'

lol

Played alot of bf3 today, all b2k maps rotation.

I am not kidding you, i got in the chopper twice for about 2 kills thats it, 1 because kk left on wake and 2nd time a noob on our team rammed into us.

But we had the worst teams ever, ya run around trying to capture flags on ya own, if not you've got people grabbing the vehicles like tanks/lavs and just leaving them in the middle of maps for the enemies to take.
If none of that tickles ya fancy, grab a mav and join in the mav and sniper wars.. because this is all the game is worth today at least.

I've gone down 10 on spm, down .7 on k/d - but a bonus is i've got a few more flag caps because no-one else was fucking doing it.

If it was me in a heli the games would of been much different, but nope, let the others waste it and we loose - instead of taking out vehicles and flying round the flags, they just fly into trees and water awesome.

Some guys decided to steal my lav whilst i fixed it on karkand to just ram it into the nearest stair well and jam it up, same for a tank wedged between a lampost and a barricade, fuck sake.

Or some guy put c4 on my buggy yeah.. then a tank shot us.. yep awesome, grr!
To top it off, i've got a lav full of people going down towards the flag see mines.. then i get hit badly by whatever hit me, i repair, a guy changes seats and drives a full lav into the mines fuck you!

At some point in the day i played with sherbonator and states and i swear to god we were the only guys shooting anything, i never seen kill feeds for anyone else lol, ok not that bad but it was still shit...

This is why i call people "noobs" because they cost everyone else games.
Enemies have vehicle superiority and we have nothing, because people can't play properly.. i always say you can't win on your own, never have and never will, without vehicles on air maps, or any kind of vehicle support for these type of maps, ya might aswell forget it.

Today for me was the worst of all bf3 games i've played - every map was just full of these people.
Even if i got a tank an engineer would run off as soon as we got hit....... or use stingers on tank/infantry no heli maps.. lol.. they must all come from the ps eu forums

I don't care if they read this either, this isn't how you play this game, kiss my ass!

I know this is a rant but today is like noobzone or they were playing with some other sort of rules where you don't kill, don't score points or capture any flags.. just death?

/rant

this last paragraph is for the [DK] clan who have linked to this thread on their clan forums, you all suck.