How to sell a kidney - UK

[DJ-Daz]

Sounds rediculous I know, it's illegal in most countries, and that includes the UK.
But the black market pays as much as £20,000 - £30,000 per kidney (only one can be sold)

So I'm hoping to raise some cash by selling one of mine and reporting how to do it legally and safely in or outside of the UK.

[YorkshirePud]

youve got to be fucking kidding me

what if the only one you have left packs in?

i wouldnt trust some random to cut me open and take it either

[Astro]

You've got a few things to learn about trolling Daz.

[Killzone_Kid]

How much for an appendix?

[theENIGMATRON]

LMAO!!!
I will settle for £10,000

So you figured anything out lol

[DJ-Daz]

How much for an appendix?

you dont need them, thats why they take them out.

LMAO!!!
I will settle for £10,000

So you figured anything out lol

Trying to undercut me?


yes lots, it's hard work finding a buyer.
But I might be onto something, i'll post later.

[InfiniteStates]

Trying to undercut me?

Pun? LOL

Doesn't sound like a sustainable income to me mate

[Symonator]

trololololol

[DJ-Daz]

I might have a buyer, someone in America is willing to fly me over there (business class), pay ALL the bills and £25,000 depending on bloot tests.
If all goes well I could be on my way within 2 weeks.
It might be a good Christmas after all.

If the blood tests are negative, then I'll still have flown business class, and he'll pay me £2000 just for trying.

[theENIGMATRON]

Two Things:

Your going there in a place you have 0 idea about?
You could be abducted and then sold off for alot more moneys, An no one would have a clue where you are.............

They Could do a Op on you, and Take more than what you have Sold,
Its not like your going to wake up and stop them

Bad Op, Side effects, needing surgery here in the UK,
And them not having on Record your Missing a Kidney???

Resulting in Legal Battle, 5 years in Prison and A big ass fine.

[YorkshirePud]

Oh FFS i got owned