Funny joke on twitter

[DJ-Daz]

'A TCP/IP packet walks in to a bar and says "I want a beer", barman says "you want a beer?", and the TCP/IP packet says "yes, a beer".'


Now in an alternative universe (a push one)
TCP/IP walks into a bar, there's a beer waiting for him.

[BackedOut_]

Awww I don't get it.

[InfiniteStates]

Awww I don't get it.

^This

[DJ-Daz]

lol at both of you.

a guy in a tractor,just drove past me shouting "the end of the world is nigh" I think he was farmer,geddon:/

[DJ-Daz]

When I was in the pub last night I overheard a couple of dickheads saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman!

What a pair of sexist twats. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the fucking thing!

[InfiniteStates]

I'd say the plane is more likely to be flown carefully. The landing might be a bit rough though, and she might be inclined to fake an emergency on the runway rather than try to park the bloody thing.

I wouldn't feel safe if the captain was shagging a woman, but a woman flying is fine. If they're good enough for the RAF they're good enough for me.

[DJ-Daz]

But the aircraft will be late, and never at the correct airport.
To fly to Canada you'll just as likely end up in Guam.

[InfiniteStates]

They've largely automated all that, so she doesn't need to worry her pretty little head with such mundane things. She just has to sit there and look fit mostly.