Your Momma Is.

[theENIGMATRON]

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2 No Spamming
3 Use Quote


Let Me Start:

Your Momma is so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

ROFL

No Offence to the Mommas out there

[InfiniteStates]

Your mama is so stupid that she sold the car for petrol money.

[BackedOut_]

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

:wow:

[YorkshirePud]

You momma is so fat she could roll over 4 quarters and make a dollar

[theENIGMATRON]

Your Momma is just like a bowling ball
she gets picked up
fingered
thrown to the gutter
and the bitch still comes back for me

[InfiniteStates]

Pffft trust Dave to take it to the next level. Ok...

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

[Symonator]

Your momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon